Dating someone from the literal middle of nowhere has its downsides. I just had to spend awhile explaining rape culture, why purple is not a “gay color”, things we do not say to trans persons, and what tumblr is.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD
A common grackle attacks its reflection in car mirror thinking it is a rival bird in St Lucia
Picture: Tim Withall/Rex Features (via Animal photos of the week: 11 May 2013 - Telegraph)
- in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
- ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want